masturbathon
the art of masturbating at a rate of over 6 times per hour, for a duration of at least 3 hours.
girl : hey honey! wanna go see that horrible, boring, c-cksucking movie, 50 shades of grey with me tonight?
boy : nah b-tch i’m havin’ a masturbathon
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when you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes
dude, i went for a quick w-nk and that sh-t turned out to be a masterbathon.
masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.
when i heard todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, i bought stock in kleenex.
similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of p-rn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.
i always get slowed down in the farm s-x section.
when a group of people (guys only) get together and m-st-rb-t-. prizes are given out for longest endurance, quickest shot, most eggnog, and accuracy (on the sharpshooting part of it), not to be confused with a circle jerk
dude stevo has no endurance but he bagged the sharpshooting
a word of greek origin meaning to m-st-rb-t- and -j-c-l-t- approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.
the ‘bathlete completed the masturbathon in his personal best time, 2 hours 36 minutes 9 seconds.
guys racing to see who can blow their load first.
you know youre a loser when you finish first and third in a masturbathon!!
feeding a very long slong. (see slong.)
john: hey man, where’ve you been all weekend?
joe: i had me a regular masturbathon.
john: holy cr-p! can i borrow your p-rn?
joe: yeah, i won’t need it while my slong heals.
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