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self-gratification. the act of “playing” with your genitals, for s-xual excitement/pleasure; usually to -rg-sm.

can also be accompanied by watching/reading/listening to arousing material e.g p-rn, films, novels…

no matter what your gender/age/race, people m-st-rb-t-. some people do it everyday and more, some people do it when they don’t have a s-xual partner (these people are in the minority).

female: either stroking/rubbing, caressing (vigorously or not) the cl-toris, or using long, phallic like objects to insert inside the v-g-n-, and rubbing it back and forth.

male: stroking, rubbing, caressing, apparently also ‘slapping’ the erect p-n-s.
i started masturbating since when 12 (yeah, i’m sure you wanted to know that) since then i have m-st-rb-t-d at least once a day, i am female.
what you were probably doing a few moments ago.
joe: whatcha doing?
jimmy: masturbating.
joe: cool, me too.
when a person ‘makes love’ to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the cl-toris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the v-g-n-. men- involves w-nking, i.e. gripping the hand around the p-n-s and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man c-mming. often can cause embarr-ssment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.
omg my mum totally walked in on me havin a w-nk, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
giving yourself a d-mned good seing to.i started when i was twelve and when i was about to c-m, it hurt like h-ll as the s-m-n shoots up from the testes for the first time.
take off all your clothes, stand in front of the mirror and w-nk yourself dry.
masturbating is the act of self s-xual satisfaction. hands are useful yet s-x toys can help.

99% of people do it at some time of their life. most do it all through life.

the remaining 1% are the people who are so stubborn and pig headed, they never do the same as the rest of us.

while the majority of us are doing it, it is fascinating to find that most people wont discuss such things. if you do ask, only about 10% will even admit they have ever m-st-rb-t-d at all.

very similar response to the number of people who are willing to confirm having a same s-x experience. while most people do try it at some time in their life, few are willing to admit to it.

back at the self satisfaction experiences.

because teenage boys are so hung up on establishing and proving their manhood, not just to their mates but just as much to themself, masturbating is the one subject that is guaranteed to send them running if raised in a group. none are willing to admit his own hand was his first love.

if your ever at a party and want a laugh try this quick quiz.

speaking to any group of teenage guys say.
i was reading last week that scientist have identified the chemical reason why masturbating give guys those small warts in the palm of their hand.

then sit back and watch as they all try to discreetly examine their own hand despite the fact that when asked before hand almost all denied every doing it.

the reason this works on teenage boys so successfully is due to the absence of any brain power. at age 14 their brains fell trough their open mouth and then left the area all together. the brain will remain absent until they reach 21 years of age.

masturbating supports industry.
if not for masturbating, adult magazines and adult videos and s-x shops would be doing it hard. and then there is the www. s-x or more correctly the desire of mostly men to keep things in hand while they are see things. that hand action meant going on line was the best place to get what ever you liked.
the phone rings but he has no time to answer. his hands are already full. thank god for masturbating, she wont do it, he says to him self. later that day his girlfriend ask. have you been with someone else? no, just myself, he protests.
something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
scott: joe, when you get home and watch that p-rn, and you are done masturbating, don’t forget to wipe up the mess

joe: i’m not gay, i don’t do that

scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
somethign to do to p-ss the time
i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don’t liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!

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