Masturbation Night
masturbation night is a celebration. you m-st-rb-t- with your friends.
and its totally not gay!
there is only three rules.
1. you must bring your own p-rn.
2. looking is okay, but touching is not allowed.
3. no women allowowed..
hey buddy, can you lend me a hand? —quote from masturbation night
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