masturbation probation
when one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. see the contest (seinfeld).
“yo dude, check out this p-rn video i found!”
“nah man, not tonight. i’ve decided to go on masturbation probation.”
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