Masturbation Roulette
masturbating to any tv show or movie and hoping the more attractive character happens to be on screen when you finish.
i was playing a little masturbation roulette to the view today. i was hoping do finish to elizabeth h-sslebeck, but i ended up on joy behar!!
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