Masturbation Time Syndrome
an ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.
guy 1: where were you?
guy 2: huh, i was only gone a minute.
guy 1: more like fifteen.
guy 2: dammit! not masturbation time syndrome again!
guy 1: why the h-ll were you jerking off…?
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