masturbatious
adj. – an unattainable woman of strong s-xual allure, or a woman seen from afar, and subjected to a brief, intense focus of l-stful thought without any serious consideration to pursue.
the word is a combination of the words “m-st-rb-t-” and “delicious” to imply a woman of sufficient attractiveness to induce masturbation, as a consequence of her lack of availability
“dude check out that chick, she is totally masturbatious. i can’t wait to go home either with or without her”
to have the aire of masturbation, to look like a masturbator.
my, you’re looking very masturbatious tonight
the act of master baiting to a hot woman you just saw on the streets
“that is one totally masturbatious chick, i can’t wait to get home with or without her”
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