Masturbatone
the tone of voice you unwillingly use on the phone when you’re trying to jerk off to the other person’s voice or to muted p-rn (because what he/she is saying is too boring for you to care).
rich: -shaky voice- yeah… uhuh… eheheh. cool.
alisa: are masturbating to me?!
rich: huh!? no! why???
alisa: because you’re using masturbatone… ew.
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to tone ones muscles solely through masturbation
that guy is totally masturbatone look at his arms
the muscle tone one gets from masturbating frequently and rigorously.
“hey, have you seen gary? did he start going to the gym over summer?”
“are you kidding? that’s just masturbatone.”
“wow, he must have m-st-rb-t-d a lot these past few months!”
“this is a really awkward conversation for two people to have about another”
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