a battery-less adult toy
my masturbator generator failed me tonight when i needed it the most!
the act of tipping up a bag of chips (typically near the end of the bag, when it’s all crumbs), and pouring the crumbs directly into one’s mouth. guy 1: “dude, why the f-ck are you crushing up the entire bag of chips?” guy 2: “what? i’m just sunroofing the whole thing.” guy 2: “you’re […]
that one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself. matzerbator : “i really love erections, who doesn’t, right?”
a unique name shared by not many. he’s very tall, funny, and athletic. he enjoys listening to music and playing basketball. and he’s a very good friend unless you p-ss him off. ” kemo is very funny “. short for kemosabe–friend, dude. in the movie “stand and deliver”, the students call their teacher jaime escalante […]
- reverse kirby
the nintendo character kirby uses m-ssive suction to absorb beings and gain their abilities. a reverse kirby is the act of bending over and sucking a person into your -ss/v-g-n- in order to reach s-xual climax. that b-tch was kinky. straight up tried to reverse kirby me.
- joel comeau
gives away the puck at he blue line. wears very tight pants ever tho he’s huge. also he’s favourite p-ss time is to “tko” in cl-ss. it was the finals and joel comeau gave away the puck at the blue line and they scored.