masturbatory contingency
the natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically -ssess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to m-st-rb-t- at the exact moment in time.
my mother wasn’t due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so i thought i’d slip in a quick w-nk. however, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn’t worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
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