masturbeet

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masturbeet
the practice of inserting a beet into one’s -n-s for self-pleasure.

i was “beeting off” last night with a beet. i was “masturbeeting”.

sort of reminds me of what f-cking terri schiavo would be like.
she eased the lubed up beet into her pooching r-ct-m, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
by bon-bo3873 september 26, 2013
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masturbeet
the practice of inserting a beet into one’s -n-s for self-pleasure.

i was “beeting off” last night with a beet. i was “masturbeeting”.

sort of reminds me of what f-cking terri schiavo would be like.
she eased the lubed up beet into her pooching r-ct-m, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
by bon-bo3873 september 26, 2013
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