Masturbowling
the act of smoking marijuana by one’s self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
“annie and jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with tom so now i’m stuck masturbowling.”
you: “you wanna go get some food?”
me: “give me ten minutes, i’m trying to masturbowl in here.”
you: “……whatever you do, please wash your hands.”
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