masturbrat
a person who m-st-rb-t-s excessively–so much, in fact, that if his girlfriend asks him for s-x, he becomes an -sshole.
girlfriend: hey, babe. you wanna, ya know..?
boyfriend: ugh, no, b-tch!
girlfriend: ok, then! don’t be such a masturbrat!
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