Masturbweight
also known as the shakeweight, which helps one build muscles by shaking the dumbell-shaped device. masturbweight helps one develop the muscles needed for masturbation of one’s self or another.
dude, i just bought the masturbweight, so in just six minutes a day, i’ll be increasing my ability for self-pleasure ten-fold.
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