masturfuck
the process of nearly whacking it to a picture of someone you like but right before you’re about to c-m she walks in and you grab her quick and shove your d-ck as far up into that motherf-cker as you possibly can before j-zzing
devin: sh-t bro i totally masturf-cked sally today right through her jeans
jason: i feel you bro, i masturf-cked laura so hard i p-ssed out with my schl-ng still 10 inches up her -ss
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