masturcrapidate
when someone has to take a cr-p, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to m-st-rb-t-
“hey john is that you in the bathroom?”
“yes, im taking a cr-p”
“your taking to long, are you masturcr-pidating”
“ummmm.. no!!!”
” i know you masturcr-pidate”
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