Masturcrate
a mix between masturbation and procrastination.
it is when a person m-st-rb-t-s to p-ss time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
house party scenario-
jamie: what is jimmy doing? he has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
kieran: oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn’t want to talk to judy, he gave her herpes last week.
jamie: oh d-mn! well jimmy… masturcrate the night away!
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