Masturdating
going out alone. i.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
dude i saw no country for old men twice by myself. i’m addicted to chronic mast-rdating
when you m-st-rb-t- so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
josh: where’s phil been lately?
bob: i don’t know man, i think he’s mast-rdating again.
josh: i thought he got over handgelina jolie?
bob: he did, it’s lindsey lohand know.
pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. the relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
steve: dude, you need to find a girl.
mike: i’m in a relationship. i’ve been mast-rdating jessica alba for 6 weeks now.
steve: wow, it’s getting pretty serious, huh?
(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one p-rn star
i am mast-rdating gianna michaels
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