Masturdextrous
the ability to effectively m-st-rb-t- with both hands.
man, my right hand is broken and i’m h-rny. good thing i’m mast-rdextrous!
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- Matthew 15:4
jesus calls the pharisees hypocrites because they allowed their traditions to overule the command of g-d. their tradition was to dedicate something “devoted to g-d” in order to get out of doing it somewhere else. so instead of helping their parents, as g-d had commanded in the old testament, they would devote their help “to […]
- Mattress Ranch
another name for s-m-n. after i am done tossing your salad, i am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.
- mattress surfing
the sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field. “paw, y’all said we can go mattress surfing.” “naw, elmer,jr., ahm plumb tuckered. you n’ elmer iii go hose off before supper.” “but paw!” “ok, when mama wakes up, maybe she’ll git the […]
- Matt's Dad
the most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is chuck norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. his power lever is equal to infinite and that of chameleons. he eats emo kids. and is a known mobster 1) holy sh-t its matt’s dad!!!! (you […]
- MAX jack
the act of riding on portland’s max lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. honest riders often forced into max jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines. the rockwood validator was out of ink, so i had to max jack it all the way to beaverton.