Matt’s Dad
the most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is chuck norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. his power lever is equal to infinite and that of chameleons. he eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) holy sh-t its matt’s dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
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