Masturfart
pr-nounced (m-ss-tur-fart)
simultaneous masturbation and flatulence
tony says: hey jerry there is s-m-n all over the side of the couch and it stinks in here…. have you been masterfarting?
jerry says: yes i just had a solid masturfart session…. sorry about your mums couch
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