Masturhatin’


to be interrupted while performing the act of masturbation.
i was jerking off last night and got interrupted by someone. he was masturhatin’.
to walk in on or otherwise prevent another’s act of deeding/fingering.
steve: -jerking off-
bob: -walks in-
steve: dude! i was —-ing jerking off, you mind?! quit masturhatin’!

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