masturhating

the equivalent of a c-ck block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.
jon: so what’d you do yesterday man?
alex: i was bored as sh-t so i was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. totally masturhating.
masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. usually involving -j-c-l-t–n onto other people’s furniture, valuable items, and carpets.
yesterday, i snuck into connor’s house and masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.

i was up all last night masturhating on my roommate’s things while he was away.
you hate yourself for masturbating to a specific thing
lee was totally masturhating when he saw hentai for the first time
the act of hating things that no one else cares about alone. repeatedly.
“julie has been masturhating like mad! she b-tches constantly about hating her boss, but no one else gives a f-ck.”