Masturhation
surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples’ pictures. obviously you don’t post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they’re fake. although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
brit: omg, did you see hannah’s new pictures? she’s wearing a&f clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
dave: i don’t care, at all. quit with your masturhation. all you’ve been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on mysp-ce.
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- Masturoaching
not just the act of masturbating your c-ck, but the act of masturbating your c-ck while within seconds of achieving -rg-sm, a c-ckroach swoops right over your c-ck, causing you to jump and unload all over the place. example of masturoaching: you: “eek…!” -moans/heavy panting- roommate: “what!?!1one1?!” -awkward silence-
- Peek-a-boo popshot
a guy in a p-rn film that just hops into a scene to drop a load & then jet. when there’s a guy in the background of a p-rn flick that is beating off in the shadows and his only reason for being there is to enter the main scene & drop his “product” on […]
- peek-a-booty jeans
jeans that slide down and show your -ss i can’t be wearing those jeans to back to school night, they my peek-a-booty jeans
- peeing in the pool
there’s a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool. i was peeing in the pool.
- puern
a very much more sophisticated word for “p-rn.” much more s-xual and comical value to it. i was home bored, so i just watched some puern all day.