Masturjaying
when a cougar m-st-rb-t-s to fantasies of having stfu s-x with jay.
-phone rings.
girl 1: i’ll call you back, i’m masturjaying.
girl 2: you mean masturbating?
girl 1: no, like, jay is my master. the ruler of my domain.
or
“oh d-mn i’m h-rny, wait till i get home, i’m going to masturjay all night”
or
“let’s have phone s-x”
“okay, you could listen to me while i masturjay”
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