Masturmate
asking a partner to m-st-rb-t- you so you don’t have to make the effort
c’mon -you’re not too tired-just a quick masturmate
a more extensive version of masturbating in which the host uses outside inanimate objects for pleasureable purposes.
“hey dude, i had to masturmate with only a toilet roll and a celery stick. it was painful but it got the job done.”
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