the act of masturbating while painting a wall, or using your j-zz to paint a wall.
isaiah’s mom caught him masturpainting in the bathroom.
the art of masturbating while painting or using your c-m to paint a wall
ryan finished masturpainting the bathroom
- norwich dating
a term used when “friends with benefits” is just too long to say.- -best used in a military or pseudo-military atmosphere where an above average attractive male is paired with a below average looking female due to the lack of a sutiable pool of females for the male to pick from. “hey, i heard you […]
- norweigan pillow fight
when two men repeatedly whack one another with their testis until one of them surrenders thus allowing the winner to egage in intercourse with the woman at stake. “hey did you hear who won the norweigan pillow fight last night?”
gypsy sandii your such a gypsy, give me your tears!
- norwegian giftwrapping
norwegian giftwrapping is an ancient norwegian hunting tradition. it is the act of wrapping your scr-t-m over a persons mouth, and then putting your -n-l sphincter over his nose. you then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the -n-s. 1. “hey lars is sleeping, lets give him a norwegian giftwrapping!” […]
- peter walls
a victim in the psychological horror game, silent hill 4: the room. peter is the skater victim, wearing a sweater and a beanie, he is known as victim 12. peter was known as a drug addict, spending most of his time smoking weed he buys from a cultist. he is also known for his rantings […]