masturpimp
‘mas-t&r + ‘pimp
combining the words m-st-rb-t- and pimp to define the dastardly art of self-promotion when posting to message boards, forums and the like. much like self-pleasuring yourself in real life, masturpimping is when you promote your site or yourself online.
eviliscabbssysop1 : will someone perma-twit that guy already? all he is doing is masturpimping his website and it’s starting to p-ss everyone off.
adonis : done. —twits pabo wakataeo (again) —
andyb : at least he’s funny, you guys are boring.
adonis : —twits andyb—
andyb yells faintly from the dungeon : hey!!!
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