masturprank


a term first coined by dr gregory house in season 6 episode 13 to denote the feigning of a practical joke on oneself to avert suspicion from other people about one’s guilt as a prankster.
wilson:you created empirical proof that i didn’t prank you selling me on the notion that you didn’t prank. maybe you self-pranked.

house: i don’t masturprank

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