masturprocrastinating


for the masters of procrastination. absolutely excessive procrastination that is just sad and unnecessary. a person will strive to procrastinate as long as they can, usually aware of the fact that there are other things to be done but also usually not giving a sh-te.
1. i’ve been masturprocrastinating all evening and spending hours watching lady gaga and gwen stefani videos… no- of course i haven’t written that paper yet!

2. paul p bungle is the masturprocrastinator- he is also a goo baby.

3. let’s masturprocrastinate, shall we?

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