MasturProcrastination
the act of masturbating when you have run out of things to do while procrastinating.
i decided masturprocrastination would be more fun that reading shakespeare.
Read Also:
- dewboomers
baby boomers who drink mountain dew . the dewboomers were an older couple who were traveling the usa in their motorhome, stopping at a store to get a nice cool can of mountain dew miners malt.
- Educational Prostitute
one who tries to use every minuscule action to achieve a higher ranking in the educational system. see academic prost-tute when the teacher told his students he was performing in a community play, mary immediately asked if they would get extra credit for coming. mary is an educational prost-tute.
- Fresh Daddy
usually a male who is considered fresh by others and/or himself. this term can be combined with the person’s name in order to enhance their t-tle. zach: normand is a fresh daddy. tommy:(sarcastic remark) fresh daddy normand: that statement is obviously false considering i am a fresh daddy and you are not.
- Blay Jay
the act of repeatedly moving your open mouth back and forth over a fully erect p-n-s for hours at a time until it -rg-sms in your throat or on your face. (spit or swallow?) also known as bl-w j-bs or head in modern america. yeah, that meloni gives d-mn good blay jays from what all […]
- flappy bird nest
the act of performing a flappy bird on a woman’s v-g-n-. oliver klosehoff: i was bored with my girlfriend last night, so i did the flappy bird nest. mike latoris: you lucky b-st-rd. i showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.