mastursneeze


the act of deliberately tickling the inside of your nose with a small object for the purpose of making yourself have a nasal -rg-sm (a sneeze).
“dude, i’ve got such a bad cold and i need to sneeze but i can’t. i guess i better mastursneeze.”

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