Masturtasking
to m-st-rb-t- while performing another task simultaneously
i was masturtasking the other day; finished my hw and was satisfied!
the ability to multi-task while masturbating
“i was masturtasking pretty hard last night. i was able to finish reading all my spanish literature homework while masturbating.”
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