masturtexting



masturbating with the visual created from sensual text messages
thru text msg.
boy: what are you wearing?
girl: tanktop and undies
boy: take it off
girl: which one’s first? the tanktop or undies?
boy: sh-t, i think i’m having a b-n-r
girl: oh my god you’re masturtexting

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