Masturtweet
the act of tweeting yourself, i.e. sending yourself a tweet by sending, replying or retweeting to yourself on the twitter network.
usually the act of “masturtweeting” is followed by sudden realisation and an expletive, often followed by a public tweet apologising for masturtweeting in public.
@me yeah dude, i was totally wasted last night
“oh shiz, just sent that to myself again…”
@all sorry guys, just masturtweeted again, can’t help myself
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