Masty
to m-st-rb-t-.
i’m gonna go home and have a right old fat masty
a shortened version of masturbation
“what did you do last night?”
“i had a masty.”
noun: the act of masturbation
verb: to m-st-rb-t- in the absence/or for the replacement of real s-x (not to be used by those who are getting the real “nasty” because it’s just not fair for them to be both entertaining and gettin’ some)
noun: i love to do the masty
verb: i got all masty with myself last night and it was niiiiiicccceee….
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