Mat slapping
female masturbation
looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the p-ssy lips or smacking your l-b– lips.
aka mat slapping
girl home alone txt’s boyfriend:’ hey babe send me some p-rnographic pictures of yourself please”
boyfriend txting back:”why hun you missing me?”
girl: “errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking”
boyfriend: “what???!!!”
girlfirend: “masturbating, bean flicking you know mat slapping!”
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