mat-tionary
a dictionary for stupid people. if someone is a d-ck they may use a mat-tionary to look up the meaning of a word. this is also a very useful anti-sawyeristic device.
“hey d-ck, p-ss me the mat-tionary”
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- Matt's First Law
your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met: 1. you have a full tank a gas 2. you have recently had an oil change 3. you have 4 new tires some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. matt’s first law applies.
- tradiculetchabominish
a word used to describe something horrbile, or pretty much the worst thing ever. this word is comprised of travesty, ridiculous, wretched, abominable, and something ish. some of my friends seriously want to marry rich guys and just divorce them, they are tradiculetchabominish gold diggers!
- tragical
something that is so tragic yet hilarious at the same time. tim is such a hot mess but i still cant help myself from laughing, it is just tragical! a combination of tragic + magical. when something is so tragic but you can’t help enjoying the tragedy before you. “britney spears life is so tragcial.” […]
- tragic lesbian
-a straight female, who receives little to attention from men, has not had any type of intimate relationship with one, and has lost hopes of having one. therefore, leading her to seek relationships with other women despite being attracted to men. amber will become a tragic lesbian, if she doesn’t find a boyfriend.
- Tram Driver
adj. term used to describe someone that has little or no skill when it comes to driving and is best suited to driving trams as they are on tram tracks and you can’t go too far wrong when there’s no chance of a lane change. did you see that guy overtake then.. what a fricken […]