Matalan


a huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. people often deny shopping in matalan, though members of goldie lookin chain promote it.

see also matalan crew
“haha! you got that from matalan!”
“no i never”
“yeah you did the labels hangin out!”

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