Matate


spanish for “kill your self”
when hanging out with friends and someone does or says anything stupid just say ” matate”.

me: but she cheated on you fool.
friend: but i still love her.
me: “matate”
hebrew for broom, the universally accepted greatest cleaning device ever.
we have stolen every last matate in this camp! now our cabin will be extra clean!
matates-holes carved in rocks, used by indians to ground corn. another word for the replacement of f-ck or sh-t, depending on the situation.
matates! i forgot my homework. (sorry after school, couldn’t think of anything).

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