Matching Pearl Set


when the male pulls out and c-ms all over a woman’s upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his c-ck on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his c-ck.

this resembles pearl earrings.
jack: have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

robert: you cheap b-st-rd! i always give a woman a matching pearl set when i’m finishing!

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