Matea
s-xy b-tch every man wants to f-ck!
give me more matea!
a beautiful, smart and funny girl. an amazing dancer.
she nailed that arabesque like a matea!
a selfish, ignorant b-tch that thinks she’s better than everyone.
person 1: f-ck…bill is being a matea again….
person 2: man the harpoons!
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