matej
a very s-xy beast.
matej is sucha fkn s-xy beast
a foreigner in all countries, besides his own. has a delicious accent. obsessed with the color green and star wars. ginormous nerd. abnormally smart and ridiculously good looking.
hey, what are you doing?
talking like a matej with a completely s-xy accent you’re jealous of
a raging h-m-s-xual
dude i think that guy over there might be a matej
a boy who likes to lay ostrich eggs
matej what are you doing?
i just layed an ostrich egg 🙂
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