mateo tirone
hot puerto rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. just wait until mateo f-cks ur sh-t up, he will pop a magic cap on yo -ss and u won’t be ready for it. he will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on v–gr-. don’t ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.
random chick: did you see mateo tirone??
other random chick: yeah i asked him how he did a sick–ss card trick and he put a rake in my -ss!
random chick: i want a rake in my -ss.
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