Mateo
a really gay -ss w-nker who cant stop thinking about loosing his virginity, probably has a big c-ck but is really annoying and has a big ego.
hey look at mateo, he’s going on omegle again!
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the most incredible type of person, someone you would eventually like to marry. distinguished by a s-xy body, intelligent mind, and devastatingly good looks. a person that you love.
who’s that?
ohhh, it’s just mateo. look at that -ss!
a guy with a huge d-ck that every girl wants,even if they are not b-tches…he’s also very s-xy and always looks good.usually a latino with a very hot accent.
girl:omg,there’s mateo i want to f-ck him so badly
awesome person who will soon be famous so look out, and loves selena gomez
“i wish i was mateo”
polynesian name for matthew. used as a comment for something amazing, great you’ve just seen.
mateo=unbelievable
mateo!!! this chick has the most m-ssive t-ts i’ve ever seen in my life !
1.the spanish name for matthew.
2.steven t-t’s definition for “im special”.
1.i want to name my son mateo.
2.my brother is mateo. lmco jasmines book 4 shop
san mateo ca
guy 1: where are you from?!
guy 2: mateo!
knowing a mateo is honorable. mateo is a hilarious and crazy creature who writes spanish and overall super fun to be around. mateo’s intellect will brings all the hoes to the yard. although he will get all the b-tches, a mateo is also extremely sensitive and sweet. mateo is the best. treasure your mateo.
wow jeez! look at that mateo! so cool! talk to me in spanish!
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