Maternal Velocity
n.
the average speed of a baby traveling through the birth c-n-l. based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. this comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth c-n-l.
see also: mom speed
dude, all i heard was my mom screaming and the next thing i knew, i was at maternal velocity.
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