Math Boyfriend
is someone you clearly aren’t dating in real life and you clearly aren’t dating to help you in math cl-ss (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). a math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. basically making you a needy douche.
you: “oh hey math boyfriend!” (hugs) “i really missed you!”
math boyfriend: “hey…so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?”
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