Math Tutor
a mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. a math tutor is like-liked by many. often seen wearing the “ae” hoodie, great sense of fashion. a math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. very skilled in physics. always open to kisses. also widely known as mt.
“the raspberry sh-t last night was so good”- mt
“you mean that raspberry lemonade?”-random sl-t
“no that definitely had alcohol in it.”-mt
“no it did not. you’re such a math tutor.”- random sl-t
“can i have a shot?”- mt
“sure but i don’t have a chaser.”- hoe 147
“i don’t need it. it’s 80 proof.” mt
math tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
“what is that sh-t?”- mt
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