Matthew Kline
a very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. normally with a death challenging blow. often performed by a tall, portly, jew german f-ck who enjoys sucking c-cks for his own pleasure.
so i was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, i got matthew kline ‘d hard as f-ck. i saw stars, sh-t my pants, then cried for two f-ckin hours thriving in pain.
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