Mathemagics
the attempt at solving a mathematical problem by applying incorrect -ssumptions, inappropriate formulas, and byp-ssing intermidiate steps to derive an answer.
student’s homework:
a + b = c
(4a – 3a) + (4b – 3b) = (4c – 3c)
4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
4(a + b – c) = 3(a + b – c)
therefore, 4 = 3
teacher:
this is mathematics, not mathemagics. don’t divide by zero.
1. a play on the word ‘mathematics’; especially thought to mean the wizardry behind applied mathematics.
2. a division with the same name that is part of starbureiy company doing mathematical research.
he got to the root of the problem with some clever mathemagic.
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